During a match in late 2000 with Jeff and Lita against Lo Down and Jackie, Matt's belt broke and he was forced to spend the rest of the match trying to keep his pants from falling down. The fact that he succeeded has been pointed to by many atheists as proof that there is no god.

Vince named the Last Ride himself, feeling that the Undertaker's suggestion (the Flying Wedgie) lacked gravitas.

Matt believes he was a cow in a former life.

In August 2001 Edge pulled up his pants a record 36 times in one match.

Chris Benoit is here, and he's really mad.
I considered taking this out in light of recent events, but came to the conclusion that they do not change the fact that Edge and Christian are deeply entertaining with kazoos.

Matt has his own patented running style. Rumour has it that it was developed in collaboration with John Cleese.

Christian was voted Kinkiest Wrestler by his coworkers in 2002, due to his reknowned love of cock and ball torture.

Jeff's pants are held up by the Force.

Debra is the only human known to be able to bake dwarf bread.

Triple H is still standing, better than he ever did.

Shane McMahon is in fact the voice of Kermit the Frog.

When Matt retires from professional wrestling, he hopes to pursue a career in gurning.