You masturbate and then spend several hours berating yourself for being such a total pussy.
Two nights later, at 2am, you're too hot and after yet another unsuccessful date with Brian Kendrick you have a terrible case of blue balls. Maybe it's the heat doing funny things to your head or maybe it's just that you're fucking gagging for it, but you feel it's about time you acted on the insatiable lust you've had for your brother for as long as you can remember. Jeff's in the room next door.
There's just one problem - in spite of all your casual groping, often on international TV, Jeff has given you no reason to think he returns your perverse desire. So how are you planning to get him into bed?