Debs is 25, a fact she utterly resents. She lives with me and consequently her family is convinced we're engaged in a lesbian relationship, blissfully unaware of our mutual obsession with cock. She can't pronounce where she lives. She has an unhealthy fixation with teaspoons and terrible taste in music.
| Favourite pairing: | Adam and Jay. |
| Why? | They were the first slash pairing I ever loved, and their skits were fantastic - I love funny, dumb men. |
| Favourite kind of stories to read: | Very plot-driven ones. Failing that, characters being shy gets me every time. |
| What do you do to overcome writer's block? | I mostly glare at it. Mostly it glares back. |
| What squicks you? | Badfic. |
| Fanfic pet peeve: | Lack of punctuation, lack of paragraphs, wrestlers being written like 14-year-old girls, netspeak in fic. Netspeak in fic means somebody should be stabbed. |
| Oddest wrestling crush: | The Ultimate Warrior (but I was only eight at the time). |
| Writing - greatest joy or painful torture? | Painful torture. |
| Favourite word: | Cunt! No, fuck. Well, bastard's in there somewhere as well I suppose. And twat, I do like twat. All of the above. |
| Favourite wrestling promotion: | Currently TNA. |
| Favourite writing environment: | In the dark, by myself, probably with some kind of piano-ey, sad music on. |
| Favourite story: | I don't have one anymore. |
| Livejournal: | nippa56 |
I'm 28 and mother to a lovely little girl, whose mind is almost definitely going to be warped by growing up in such a slash-heavy household. I adore horror films and have major attention span problems since becoming a mum. My love affair with caffeine is in danger of consuming my life. I have an unhealthy fixation with hammers and fantastic taste in music.
| Favourite pairing: | Hardys |
| Why? | Partly because they're damn pretty together and I'm a pervert, and partly because there's so much you can do with an incestuous dynamic. It intrigues me more than I could put into words. |
| Favourite kind of stories to read: | Anything unpredictable. I'll always have a huge soft spot for silly comedies and good, old-fashioned PWPs. |
| What do you do to overcome writer's block? | Writing's all about empathy for me, so I'll put together a playlist that evokes the emotions of the character I'm trying to identify with and play it till it works. Or I'll just play Minesweeper for hours on end. |
| What squicks you? | If I think of anything I'll be sure to let you know! |
| Fanfic pet peeve: | Fanfic writers who think their readers owe them something, or who are more about status than fun. And mpreg, wtf? |
| Oddest wrestling crush: | Paul Heyman. I've got it so bad for him. |
| Writing - greatest joy or painful torture? | Dialogue: greatest joy. Everything else: painful torture. |
| Favourite word: | Juxtaposition. |
| Favourite wrestling promotion: | TNA at the moment. |
| Favourite writing environment: | Somewhere far away from my shrieking little hellspawn! I love my daughter to pieces, but a rabid toddler running around the room really screws up the writing vibe. |
| Favourite story: | 'I'm Coming Home' by LadyJackyl and 'The Darkness Within' by Ryan. |
| Livejournal: | em25 |
Ryan describes himself as a "power bottom". He's eloquent and far more intelligent than I think he gives himself credit for. Ryan also loves horror, but I'm not aware of him having any attention span problems. He once got aroused talking about frozen chickens.
| Favourite pairing: | A tie between Jeff Hardy/Shannon Moore and Mark Jindrak/Jeff Hardy. |
| Why? | For the first pairing, I love the best friend dynamic. And at the time, they were such a cute pairing. Plus, I liked that Jeff was the top in this scenario (it seemed to be such an unpopular idea at the time). The second is all because I'm shallow. Mark's hot, Jeff's hot, they're even hotter when Mark has Jeff pinned to a wall and is fucking him hard enough to put cracks in it. Plain and simple. Too bad I never really wrote anything about them. |
| Favourite kind of stories to read: | SEE EMILY'S RESPONSE. LOL I can only take shmoop if it's written well, but even then, only in yearly doses. Being a guy, I love nothing more than PWPs. |
| What do you do to overcome writer's block? | To tell the truth, I really don't know. Since I mostly write PWPs anyway, I just envision what I'm trying to write about. Sometimes it backfires though, because I end up daydreaming, but when you're trying to imagine two hot men having sex, who wouldn't? |
| What squicks you? | Nothing! |
| Fanfic pet peeve: | Elitist BNFs (Big Name Fans). Writers who make Jeff into a twink. When these men are written as effeminate - god, just give them a fucking douche already, their pussies smell. Yeah, MPreg too. What is with the obsession about seeing men become pregnant? ...to name a few. |
| Oddest wrestling crush: | I don't know if I have one. I'm pretty shallow, so I like every one who I think is good-looking. But I suppose Randy Orton in this case? I used to hate his guts and now, for some ungodly reason, I actually like the douchebag. |
| Writing - greatest joy or painful torture? | Hmm. Greatest joy would be writing the sex. I never have a problem with that. It's everything that comes before the sex (yes, I know the majority of the body of my work are PWPs) that's painful torture. |
| Favourite word: | Any synonym for cock, ass, and buttfucking. |
| Favourite wrestling promotion: | At the moment? WWE. Simply because RAW has my three favorite boys. |
| Favourite writing environment: | Open spaces. Like a shaded bench in a park or an outdoor cafeteria. Preferably where I can hear other people around me but don't have to worry about any of them looking over my shoulder. |
| Favourite story: | 'The Full Treatment' by Emily (OBVIOUSLY :-P) and 'Creatures of the Night' by Sammi. |
| Livejournal: | thepsychotik1 |